Re: WARNING!!!

Posted by Earl on November 30, 2000 at 06:16:16:

In Reply to: WARNING!!! posted by USDA on November 29, 2000 at 00:23:39:

: Warning to all traveling to Cozumel via cruise ships. Beware that there is social unrest on the island. Cruise boat passengers venturing off their ships are being tortured and killed. The natives have discovered that cruise boat passengers taste like chicken and there are widespread reports of cannibalism circulating on the island. Stay on the boat! All other visitors to Cozumel have not experienced problems. This warning only applies to cruise ship passengers.

Believe this!

I done seen it!

Thar I wuz wit my wife Bertha, she is a big woman, bout 450 lbs dry, dem little Mixikans wuz lukin at her, lickin thar lips. We nearly didn't make it ofin dat thar islan.

Caint wait til George W takes ovar. Weel juz invade dem mixikans an kleen em up!

Sempre Fidelis !

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